Is that bait?

YOU CALL THAT A FISH???? GOOD GOD, COULD YOU POSSIBLY CATCH SOMETHING SMALLER?? I HAVE SEEN BAIT BIGGER THAN THAT!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ANGLER!!?? LADY, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FISHING WORL..(*!*! SLAP *!*!)

Whoa. Thank you to whoever slapped me. I must have blacked out for a minute.


Oh look..there's a fish in the picture I think.
Nice fish, lady. Best one I've seen all day. Keep up the good work.