Bacon Porn.

Ok..listen up. You all know that Mike and I REFUSE to be serious except when it comes to working on stuff for you folks. We especially refuse to be serious on THIS blog or any other forum based site. And furthermore based on the amount of emails I have gotten today alone about bacon, most of YOU refuse to be serious as well. I mean...it's all just fun and passing time while we have a few minutes to mindlessly surf.

So.... Just because No ONE can tell us what to do here on Customfish...


I dedicate this post to Jim Saric and Musky Hunter magazine.
(gratuitous plug coming up. read it as if it were an Earl Scheib commercial)
Musky Hunter! For the finest in Magazine articles, TV, Internet, Books, Clothing, Hats, Towels, Collectible lures, Gloves, Nets, Jackets, Calendars, Sweat shirts, Fleece pullovers, Hook sharpeners, DVD's, Beanies, Refrigerators, Used Oldsmobiles...

Ok..ok..I made those last two up.

SO. on with the dedicated show. Big credit goes out to fellow Musky Hunter Ken Korczynski. And again, thanks to all on the website for sending me your pro-bacon emails.
Jim Saric..this one's for you. Enjoy.

Name that fish

Hey..anyone know what kind of fish that is?

Yes..there's a fish in that picture.
We didn't see it right away either.
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And then there's this:
Doesn't this guy know there's a size limit on muskies??? WTF!

Movie time!!!!!!!!!!!!

Step 1: Hit this link
http://taltsonbaypike.com/taltsonbaymovie.html

Step 2: let it upload for a few minutes...just leave that tab open and go get a drink.

Step 3: Get ready to have your mind blown by the best esox fishing porn movie ever made.

Step 4: Go get some Kleenex.

Enjoy, my friends.

FISH PORN RULES!

Is that bait?

YOU CALL THAT A FISH???? GOOD GOD, COULD YOU POSSIBLY CATCH SOMETHING SMALLER?? I HAVE SEEN BAIT BIGGER THAN THAT!! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ANGLER!!?? LADY, YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE FISHING WORL..(*!*! SLAP *!*!)

Whoa. Thank you to whoever slapped me. I must have blacked out for a minute.


Oh look..there's a fish in the picture I think.
Nice fish, lady. Best one I've seen all day. Keep up the good work.

Get it while you can

Mike is busy. That's a good thing....for you anyway.
Ya see, he's the voice of morality and reason.
Me? Well.. this just about sums me up.


So...before Mike actually has time to check this blog to see what's going on, I suggest that we keep having fun.
Because..like the Joker said:
" Why so serious?"

NEXT!

Fish porn at it's finest

Ahhhh...the stuff I find floating out there on the airwaves.

So...who feels like getting a new tattoo?



We give credit where credit is due. I happen to know that this picture came from a beer company. If you need to know which one just drop me an e-mail. And yes..there's alot more where that one came from.

2009...starting with a bang!!

First:
Thanks to all who visited us at the Chicago Musky Show and at the All Canada Show. We look forward to being of service to all of you in 2009!

Second:
Sneak peak. Larger version coming in a day or two.
ENJOY. CLICK HERE

Third:
We spoke to a few of you who read the Customfish blog.
And the thing I heard the most was that you all want a certain something back. You want that little bit of attitude that makes this place unique. You want that edge that makes this place worth visiting. You don't need another ho-hum fishing blog ( God knows there's enough of those out there).

So..I'm going to trump Mike's good sense and I'm taking this thing back to Donkeytown where it belongs.
Thank me later....or send hate mail. Whatever. :)



Now..I'm going to balance that out by making it a public service reminder.
Here goes.
Ahem..Um..don't forget to oil your reels for the upcoming season.

How'd I do?

(** To anyone offended: Please note that there's a foot of snow outside and we get bored easily. Thank you. **)

Musky Show!

Please stop by the Customfish Graphics booth at the Chicagoland Musky Show this weekend! We look forward to talking to all of you!
It's gonna be a great 2009!